A Dark Satire Transmission
This is not a sex story.
It’s a darkly funny account of what happens when communication fails, avoidance wins, and absurd coping mechanisms take over.
If that already makes you uncomfortable — keep reading.
Main Description
This story is about a man who doesn’t talk, a family that stops listening, and a solution that makes everything worse.
It uses humor the way some people use denial — recklessly and with consequences.
How to Lose Your Family with One Sex Doll is a dark satire about modern isolation, emotional avoidance, and the quiet disasters that happen when people choose anything other than honesty.
You are not asked to approve of the decisions in this story.
You are not asked to root for anyone.
You are simply asked to recognize the patterns.
Most people do.
What This Is
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A short, confrontational Dark Satire
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Written with humor, discomfort, and honesty
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Focused on emotional avoidance, not erotic fantasy
What This Is NOT
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Not romance
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Not erotica
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Not a redemption story
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Not meant to make you feel better
Who This Is For
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Readers who laugh at uncomfortable truths
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People who enjoy satire that cuts close to home
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Anyone who’s ever avoided a hard conversation and paid for it later
Who Should Skip This
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Readers looking for escapism
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Readers seeking moral clarity
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Readers who want to feel validated
Before You Buy
This is a Dark Satire Transmission.
If you haven’t already, you may want to read the orientation page first.